There was a lady who went to see a doctor, and the doctor said, "Sit down, Ma'am. What's the matter with you? Can you tell me what's wrong?" And then the lady snapped and said, "This is for you to find out, you know?" The doctor said, "All right! I'm going to call my friend who is a vet, he's the only doctor I know who can make a diagnosis without having to ask questions."

Even A Dog Can Understand It
A Misplaced Guide

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