Master Tells Jokes

 
Right Remedy, Wrong Patient

Spoken by Supreme Master Ching Hai, Florida, USA, February 4, 2003
(Originally in English) Videotape #754

A man rushed into a drugstore and asked the pharmacist for something to stop a case of hiccups. So the pharmacist frowned, poured a glass of water and then threw it into the man's face.

The man became very angry and asked, "Why did you do that?"

"Well, you don't have the hiccups now, do you?" replied the pharmacist.

And the man said, "No! But the one who has them is my wife and she’s in the car!" ♥
 
 

Do What You Can

 
Spoken by Supreme Master Ching Hai, Florida, USA, February 4, 2003(Originally in English) Videotape #754

In a courtroom, the judge sentenced a criminal to thirty years in prison and the prisoner said, "But Sir, I won’t live that long!" So the judge replied, "Don't worry; just do what you can!"  ♥

A Grumbler and a Miser, Too

Spoken by Supreme Master Ching Hai, Florida, USA, February 4, 2003
(Originally in English) Videotape #754

A man who had been married for two years went to his pastor and said, "Pastor, I'm in trouble! It’s that woman you married me to." So the pastor asked, "What's the trouble, son?"

"Well, she's always wanting money, money and more money all the time!" the man responded.

Then the pastor asked, "What does she do with all the money you give her?" And the husband said, "Well, I don't know. I haven't given her any yet!" ♥