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Spoken by Supreme Master Ching Hai, Florida, USA, May 13, 2002 (originally in English)

 

There was a man who wrote the following letter to the IRS, the office where you pay your taxes: “I have been unable to sleep, knowing that I have cheated on my income taxes. I understated my taxable income. And therefore, I am enclosing a check for $150 to your office with this letter. If I still can’t sleep, I will send some more.”¨

 

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Spoken by Supreme Master Ching Hai, Florida, USA, May 13, 2002 (originally in English) Videotape No. 747

 

 

A mother was trying on a new fur coat so she was hanging around looking into a mirror. And her daughter, who was a vegetarian, hated it so much that she said, “Mother, do you realize that some poor, dumb beast had to suffer so that you could have this kind of coat?” The mother then looked at her daughter with anger in her eyes and replied, “How dare you talk about your father like that?”

 

 

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Spoken by Supreme Master Ching Hai, Florida, USA, December 28, 2001 (originally in English) Videotape No. 735

 

There was a man who checked out of a hotel, and after he went out, he realized that he had forgotten his umbrella so he went back inside. But by the time he entered the hotel again, a couple had already rented his room, and they were on their honeymoon. The man proceeded to his room, but just as he got near the door he heard a man ask, “Whose hand is this?” And a woman said, “It’s yours.” Then the man said, “Whose mouth is this?” And the woman answered, “It’s yours.” Next the man said, “And whose nose is this?” and the woman replied, “It’s yours.” So the man outside the room said, “Please, when you get to the umbrella, it’s mine.”

 

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