Spoken by Supreme Master Ching Hai,
Florida, U.S.A., June 11, 2001 (Originally in English)

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There was a grandfather who came home with two blessed candies to give to his grandson. One was green and the other was red, and he asked his grandson, “Which candy would you like to have?” So the grandson took the green one. Just out of curiosity, the grandfather then asked the boy, “Why did you pick the green candy and not the red one? The red sure looks prettier.” And the grandson said, “I picked the green one because green is the color of hope.” So the grandfather said, “Hmmm. That’s good. What are you hoping for?” And the grandson said, “I hope you’ll give me the red one as well!”

 

Spoken by Supreme Master Ching Hai,
Florida, U.S.A., December 28, 2001 (Originally in English)

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A girl asked her friend Mary, “How was your blind date?” And Mary said, “Oh, it was horrible.” Then the girl said, “Why’s that?” And Mary said, “Well, he showed up in a 1932 Rolls Royce.” The girl then replied, “Wow, that’s a collectable, a very expensive car. What’s wrong with that?” And Mary said, “The problem is, he’s the original owner!”

 

Spoken by Supreme Master Ching Hai, Florida, U.S.A., December 28, 2001 (Originally in English)

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There was a man who went to a restaurant and ordered some food. After receiving his order, he suddenly called to his waitress and said, “Please, come here.” When the waitress came, he showed her a potato on his plate and said, “This potato is very bad.” So the waitress picked the potato up, spanked it, put it back down again and told the man, “Sir, if this potato makes any more trouble for you again, just call me.”

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