Master Tells Jokes



 

 

Real Audio with English, French, Aulacese subtitle

Spoken by Supreme Master Ching Hai, Florida, USA, June 13, 2001
(Originally in English)

There was a 75-year-old multi-millionaire who had just married a beautiful 18-year-old blond girl. So his friends asked him, "How did you manage to get an 18-year-old girl to marry you, when you're 75?" And the old man replied, "I told her I was 99, so she would marry me quick!"